Birthdays & Celebrations
- You're not getting a year older - you're getting another year to shop!
- Birthdays are good for you, statistics show that the people who have the most, live the longest!
- You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake
- If things get better with age, then you're approaching magnificent!
- I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it
- You've logged so many miles in the voyage of life that you've been upgraded to First Class!
- We are always the same age inside
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